Naughty mummies, if you ever get any of these as a present, please hide them away from your children!
#1 A Magnet that shows that you have friends in high places.
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Anne Taintor Fridge Magnets ($5): Your like-minded friends will definitely find this… attractive.
#2 A fabulous headpiece, don’t let it cramp your style.
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Glamorous Uterus Headpiece Crown ($21.76): For hubby, as a warning, on the days you have your period. Period.
#3 Your sentiments before your morning cup of coffee
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Available at Etsy.com ($21.74): Because the day is only going to get harder…
#4 For some naughty bedroom action with the hubby…
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Lelo’s SENSUA Suede Whip ($77.33): Inspiration, of course, is 50 Shades of Grey…
#5 To be seen and not be read
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Etsy.com For Fox Sake Print: What does the fox say?
#6 Hair Down There Dye
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Betty hair dye: Well, no one is going to see it right? Right *wink*?
#7 Cookie Cutters
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Etsy.com Penis Cookie Cutter: Because cookies, like people, come in all shapes and sizes…
Which one will you get for Christmas?