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7 innovative steps to schedule for sex!

21 Jun, 2016

To all you busy mums and dads, you're welcome!

7 innovative steps to schedule for sex!

7 innovative steps to schedule for sex!

Scheduling for sex might be the most unromantic thing ever, but not for married working adults who have 4 kids running around the house causing mayhem. To these few busy bees, scheduling for sex is the only way to get off at ease.

Here are innovative steps to get you both horny at a specific time (yes, how very sexy).
#1 Sext the day away

#1 Sext the day away

Send out a sext or two at random times of the day. Just surprise him with something descriptive like: "I want to look in your eyes while going down on you." If you're not the raunchy type, just sext something sweet like: "I want to bury my face in your hair and never let you go." Sexting helps a lot in setting the mood. But be careful not to get caught in the office!
#2 Don't need to be so over-the-top

#2 Don't need to be so over-the-top

No need for all the fancy rose petals, sex toys and silky sheets. A dimly lit cosy and quiet ambience is more than enough to set the mood. Since you're both busy parents, just take it slow -- don't play your Christian Grey card just yet.
#3 Look at old texts for sex-piration

#3 Look at old texts for sex-piration

Have a read of all your old texts or Skype chats to remind yourself how cute (or hot) you and your hubby were way back when you were both horny 24/7. It might just be the key to refuel your sex drive.
#4 Strategically plan the perfect timing

#4 Strategically plan the perfect timing

Set the time, venue and then literally add it to your calendar days. Set a reminder or countdown to the day to get you even more excited to swing your panties off.
#5 Hire a nanny / Get your mum to babysit

#5 Hire a nanny / Get your mum to babysit

If you have kids running around at home, make sure to get far far away from them. Hire a nanny for the day (or engage your mum's personal babysitting services), then book a staycation at a fancy hotel. Settled. You can now sex your day away.
#6 Don't you dare masturbate

#6 Don't you dare masturbate

Hubbies, do NOT jerk off in the morning. Keep the champagne showers for the end of the day. Don't be impatient, doing it with your wife is so much more worth it...
#7 Save your energy for that golden hour (or two)

#7 Save your energy for that golden hour (or two)

Space out your activities for the day. Do NOT go to the gym. Or run a marathon. You need to save all that energy for sexy time. You made the commitment, now stick to it.

Remember, this is for you just as much as it is for your partner. It's a rare opportunity to have time to get laid 15 years into your marriage. Get nasty, even if it’s a quiet, sleepy kind of nasty. If you do everything right, you might even enjoy it!

Have more ideas to share? Tell us in the comments box below!
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