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Farmland for you - LOL

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Grandma and childOne day, a dying granny was talking to her granddaughter.  She said, “My child, I may die at any minute so I want you to inherit my farm including the villa, tractor, the farmhouse and all the livestock and $22,389,630.00 cash”.

“Wow!!” said the granddaughter, ‘thanks granny, I didn’t know you even had a farm and all this wealth! Where is it?

Grandma replies:

On Facebook.

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