Dads, are things getting a little stale in the bedroom? Do you keep getting rejected by your wife when you try to get some action with her? Are you starting to get paranoid that maybe she is not attracted to you anymore?
Don’t.
According to 31-year-old mum Emily Wright, you are the one sabotaging your own chances of having sex with your wife by ignoring four simple “mum codes”.
She elaborated her points using charts in her tongue in cheek video.
To recap, here’s what she revealed as the best times to ask a mum for sex:
#1 When the kids are asleep
Don’t ask immediately after the kids are asleep, but don’t wait too long either because she’ll probably be asleep herself.
#2 When the house is clean
Remember to help her out or she will end up being too tired to want to do anything with you.
#3 When she just got her hair done
You have up until a week after her last visit to the salon. The more confident she is, the keener she will be.
#4 When she has had some wine
Just like the first point, you cannot jump in too soon while she’s still sober and fretting about how tired she is, or too late when she’s a drunken mess.
You have to hit the right timing where she has loosened up just enough. This, dear dads will come with experience, so don’t give up hope.
Mums, anymore “mum codes” we should know? Share them in comments below!
