You know you’re a DAD when:
10 sure signs that you ARE a DAD.
1) Sleeping IN, means sleeping in the middle of three bodies.
2) Action figures and former food items find their way into your shoes, pockets and pillows.
3) You start humming to Barney, Elmo, Dora or Mickey Mouse tunes.
4) You replace your racy, swanky car for a practical SUV that fits in at least 2 car seats.
5) You attend more play dates and kiddie birthday parties than “drink” sessions with your buddies. 6) You understand goobly gobley words and use them regularly in your everyday conversation.
7) You clap when someone goes potty.
8) You look through family pictures and realize there aren’t many of you because you are always behind the camera yourself.
9) When your child pukes... & you CATCH it!
10) When you tell jokes, and you realize they are the goofy ones your kids made up.