#1 Not having anything interesting to say to people who don’t have kids
#2 Being rigid about schedules
#3 Looking like sh*t
#4 Listening to Justin Bieber/ Taylor Swift on repeat
#5 Taking a while to respond to a non-urgent Whatsapp group message
#6 Taking a power nap in the toilet
#7 Asking for help on the escalator
#8 Saying “no”. No explanation or excuse necessary
#9 For using the iPad as an emergency nanny
#10 Needing some time alone
#11 Kicking hubby out of bed at 4am to feed the baby
#12 Spending all their discretionary income on a trip to New York to see Beyonce in concert
#13 Constant Facebook status updates about their children
#14 Their disinterest in sex
#15 Taking an emergency day off work
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#16 Feeling down and out. All the time.
#17 Cancelling plans without advance notice
#18 Not shaving their legs
#19 Wanting to drink wine at 11am. And again at 2pm.
#20 Breastfeeding in public
#21 Asking the notorious teenager to give up his seat on the MRT
#22 Wanting another baby
#23 Taking up space in the world. (They deserve to be here!)
