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The Swine Flu Song Is As Memorable As It Is Hilarious!

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This awesome Swine Flu song made us all laugh harder than we have in ages! Worth the long loading time. Enjoy!

SONG LYRICS

Miss Piggy, Arnold Ziffle,

neither has a little sniffle

Porky Pig and Pooh’s Piglet

No fever yet

Putnam, Gordy, Toot and Puddle

Not contagious safe to snuggle

Ask Petunia Babe, Noelle

All of them feel well

Wilbur, Hamm Hogzilla too

None of them caused the flu

Wash your hands, wear a mask

How’d this happen, people ask

How it started I don’t know

Stay away from Mexico

Now it’s in the USA

No one’s safe this day and age

Pigs didn’t start the swine flu

Blame the laboratory

For this awful Story

Pigs didn’t start the swine flu

No we’ve been betrayed

The strain appears man-made

Viral codes of human flu

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Bird influenza’s in there too

The only thing i seem to find

People blame the swine

Read the papers, post your blog

Blame it on the lowly hog

Down some aspirin, take a swig

You’re infected by the pig

Everyone thinks I’m contagious

Read it on my twitter pages

You can hug me you won’t die

Come and hang out in my sty

Eat your dinner throw it up

No one blames it on the pup

Run a temp and get the chlls

Everyone run for the hills

Pigs didn’t start the swine flu

Blame the laboratory

For this awful Story

Pigs didn’t start the swine flu

No we’ve been betrayed

The strain appears man-made

Name diseases after pigs

Everyone throws dirty digs

I’m a virus people think

I’m not sick I’m clean and pink

I”m your friend your little buddy

I don’t know why you feel cruddy

Don’t blame me I’m not the cause

Government should change the laws

People sick across the nation

Looking for a vaccination

Center for disease control

Someone there has got to know

This disease it needs a name Which animals should we defame

Nobody will likely mind

If we named it for an ugly swine

Pigs didn’t start the swine flu

Blame the laboratory

For this awful Story

Pigs didn’t start the swine flu

No we’ve been betrayed

The strain appears man-made

The pigs are innocent I tell you

We didn’t do anything wrong

We didn’t start this disease

But we’re taking all the blame.

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