Swine Flu Jokes

We all know that the swine flu is really no joke. But sometimes you gotta loosen up and see the lighter side of things in life. With that said here is a compilation of the funniest swine flu jokes we've heard these last few days.

We all know that the swine flu is really no joke. But sometimes you gotta loosen up and see the lighter side of things in life rather than worry all the time. With that said here is a compilation of the funniest swine flu jokes we’ve heard these last few days.

1) Someone once said that when a black man becomes The President, pigs will fly. Sure enough 100 days later…“swine flew”

2) Father to Doctor: This is serious. My daughter woke up this morning with her hair in pigtails. Should we be worried?

3) Question: What happens when someone gets the swine flu and avian flu?

Answer: They see pigs flying.

4) Help! I think I have swine flu. Please call the Hambulance!

5) No vaccination for swine flu? Don’t worry, there’s oinkment!

6) “Did you hear about that Mexican swine flu going around? It has already exploded into a global epidemic in a matter of weeks. I got really worried when I first heard about it, and made an appointment right away for the doctor to get tested. Not that i’ve been to Mexico recently, but i’ve been with a few pigs in my day.” – Daniel Fulton

7) “Apparently my mate’s got swine flu, I think he’s just telling porkies, though.”

If you hear of any more jokes add them in our comment box!

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