"Can I be a naked pooper?" and other hilarious things a 2-year-old says!

After hearing the things his 2-year-old said around the house, a dad decided to illustrate his little one's comical expressions.

He has since expanded his illustrations to include the funny things other kids say as well.

Each illustration has a hilarious context and its own story.

I'm a Cheetah. Daddy's a Cheetah. Ella's a Cheetah. Mommy's a Grassland Goat." was voiced by 4-year-old Calvin who sure uses interesting examples to show his love for his family.

"Can I be a naked pooper?" was exclaimed by James, who shouts it out every time he had to use the bathroom, for two whole years!

Photo credits: spaghetti toes

How kids see the world

"Dad, I'm just washing your hair with my mouth", was the sweet response to a dad's question of "What are you doing?". The story behind this phrase goes as such:

So, as I’m laying on the couch taking a nap (or, at least trying to) on Thanksgiving day I feel something nuzzling up behind me and then things get weird. I start to hear a slightly disturbing slurping sound and then I feel an even more disturbing moisture start to form on the back of my head. I ask: "What are you doing, dude?" And below, in the sweetest voice ever, was her response.

"When my daughter was about three years old we were getting ready for preschool and her hair was really messy, so I told her that she looked disheveled. She replied to me, "I want to hold the shovel!" She thought I was talking about a shovel when I said disheveled :) So now anytime either of us is looking messy, we say, "You need to hold the shovel!" "

Photo credits: spaghetti toes

When kids explain things to adults

"Mom, this means I love you and this means 'spinning web action." A declaration of love And a fan of spiderman, Katie has certainly caught her mum in the web of love.

"Wait a second. My name is Kaia. I just forgot. My Mommy. She's Preeeeeety. I Love her a lot. But no excuses! It seems Kaia will grow up to be a brilliant debater.

Photo credits: spaghetti toes

Hilarious alternative words

This illustration is actually not based off a quote, instead, it is the lyrics to a song sung by a dad to his four children before bed.

Liam used to pronounced Pumpkin as F@%*ing, and the term stuck. The couple now uses it as their go-to-phrase to praise their 3 boys' achievements.

Photo credits: spaghetti toes

What your child thinks of you

"Thank you for loving my love". This thanksgiving, Harper surprised her dad with this heartwarming phrase.

Dads are certainly superheroes in the eyes of their daughters, as Rebeca requests for "Daddy, move the Sun" as the sun shone into her face one day.

Photo credits: spaghetti toes

Exposing your child to films

"No Daddy, you’re Princess Ariel and I’m the Sea Monster. " The things you can get dad to do as adorable little Amelia Silva!

Cute little Oliver from Omaha is entirely convinced that the Star Wars franchise is termed "Star Horse". What a foalish thought!

What do you think of these drawings? Tell us below!

Photo credits: spaghetti toes

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Paige Li

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