10 ideas for a 'naughty' Valentine’s Day

Everyone knows the typical (BORING) Valentine’s Day gifts: cards, teddy bears, roses, chocolates, etc. We've all gotten them and we've all given them. It’s the same old thing every single Valentine’s Day. This year, why not try something different? Make this Valentine’s Day anything but typical for your man!

Naughty box of chocolates

A heart shaped box full of assorted chocolates is the most typical of all Valentine’s Day gifts. This year, drizzle chocolate all over his man-zone, clean it off with only your tongue and enjoy this naughty "box of chocolates".

Your loving heart

Valentines is all about heart shaped everything. Surprise him with a heart that is for his eyes only. Instead of your usual routine in keeping your woman zone neat and clean, shave, wax or trim the area into the shape of a heart. Extra points for whip cream around the heart for him to lick off.

Dirty Valentines

In school, some of us used to make paper hearts on Valentine’s Day with notes to give to our friends. Now that we’re adults, let’s make these a little more adult related. Instead of the usual "Be Mine", write a dirty little message on the heart and place it in your man’s briefcase or elsewhere for him to find during the day. More than just his heart will be yours when he gets home.

The other teddy

Lots of people give teddy bears to that someone special for the love holiday, but women often forget about the teddy that their man really wants; the V-Day inspired lingerie! Anything red or pink with lace that shows ALMOST everything will definitely get him the mood for the Valentine’s Day festivities.

Rose tickles

Every other year when you got roses, they were placed in a vase only to wilt days later. There was no use for them other than to look nice. This year, put them to good use! Lightly graze his man zone with those silky soft petals to get his engine started…in case it wasn’t already revving up from the dirty little messages and the festive nighty.

Candle light lap dance

For a romantic dinner, some couples prefer the candle right to set the mood. To add a little heat this year, try a candle light lap dance. Lap dances are always enjoyable for your man, but the candle light truly sets the mood. He will still be able to see (and feel) everything, but the dark light will give it a sexier tone.

Love tie

Ladies often give the man in their life a boring tie for this holiday because we don’t know what else to get them. Feel free to get your man another tie this year, but not one he will only be wearing to work. Use the tie to render him helpless. You will have full control to do whatever you like.

Porn-worthy hallmark

Mushy cards are fine for boring couples, but for the more fired up couple, make the cards spicier if you know what I mean. Make your own Valentine’s Day cards complete with drawings of what you plan to do to him later on. Don’t worry if you aren’t an artist; trust me when I say he won’t care if you use stick figures. He’ll get the point.

Dinner and a bad movie (for the bolder couples)

Forget dinner and a movie for this hot night, do dinner and a bad movie. By bad movie, I mean adult movie. Don’t just sit there watching the movie either; fondle him while he’s watching. He won’t last through the whole thing, I promise.

Happily ever ending

After everything is said and done, if you want the fairytale "happily ever after", make sure to give him a happy ending. All this teasing can’t just lead to nothing. After all, what’s the point of having an unusually great Valentine’s Day if there’s no grand finale?

Written by

Christy Rasmussen

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