You’ve got a couple of kids and you’ve been running around at a frantic pace all year managing a million kid- and non-kid-related things. Yes, you’re a mum and you deserve an exceptionally special Christmas!
Dads and children take note: here’s what mummy would really like for Christmas this year (some of them are totally do-able!):
1. One whole day to herself to do whatever she pleases (get me that tub of ice cream while you’re at it, please)
2. A day at the spa – a full day, okay?
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3. Time alone in the bathroom. That means no little fingers wriggling under the door, no audience while peeing, and no cries for help from a helpless dad who can’t figure out how to put a onesie on your baby…
4. Eight uninterrupted hours of sleep
5. A daily backrub and shoulder massage for a full month, before bedtime
6. A flat stomach (without having to work-out)
7. A mummy clone, for those days when things are just a bit crazy
8. A detachable breast, for those days baby is permanently glued to her boobs.
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9. A super-maid. Have you heard of Nanny McPhee?
10. A time machine to go back to those sweet baby days for when LO is a teenager
Merry Christmas, mummies! We hope you get at least a few items on this list for Christmas! What else do you really wish for? Tell us in a comment below.
