The Singapore government has been trying to get its people to reproduce for many years already but their efforts don’t seem to be reaping any results. Instead of the usual cliché reasons people usually give, we have decided to provide you with 25 reasons to reproduce which should make you laugh and get into the love making mood.
1. You will no longer be bored since you will be busy caring for your child ALL THE TIME!
2. You get to enjoy the pleasures of sex when preggers.
3. You will be showered with a lot of love and attention, at least until your child becomes a teenager.
4. You get to finally pass on your awesome genes to someone.
5. You can enjoy sex, without a condom when pregnant.
6. You will no longer have to endure the nagging from your parents who demand you give them grandchildren.
7. People will know that all your reproductive organs are working fine.
8. You get to receive all the government’s baby-making incentives!
9. You can finally receive some ang baos in return instead of merely giving them out during Chinese New Year.
10. You get to receive Mother’s Day or Father’s Day presents (Hopefully).
11. You are helping the Singapore government by fulfilling your ‘civic duty’.
12. You get to witness the indescribable experience of watching your own child grow up (Unless KKH mixed up your baby).
13. Your child can help you accomplish all the goals that you yourself were never able to achieve (Hopefully).
14. You can save money from buying condoms when your wife has a bun in the oven.
15. You get to be idolised by your child, but probably only for the first few years of their life.
16. During your pregnancy, you get to sit on the reserved seat of the train or bus with no guilt whatsoever.
17. Your days of not having a seat when using public transport are over (hopefully).
18. Pregnant mothers get to taste all kinds of exotic tonics which people will keep forcing you to drink.
19. During your pregnancy, your husband will treat you like a princess although this is not guaranteed.
20. When you are pregnant, you get to be unreasonable and no one will blame you because they will attribute it to your raging hormones.
21. You get to enjoy all kinds of food which you have never appreciated before thanks to your cravings (Only applies to the women).
22. For the fathers, you get to boast to your friends about your virility.
23. For the mothers, you get to boast to your girlfriends about your man’s virility
24. You get to be amused by your child’s silly antics, although they will probably piss you off a lot at other times.
25. You finally get to be the one screaming at someone to clean up their room instead of always being the one screamed at.
We hope you enjoyed our funny segment on 25 reasons to reproduce. Tell us what your reasons to reproduce are…