10 naughty things to do to your wife this Valentines

As soon as the Chinese New Year is over, millions of couples worldwide immediately think about how they’ll spend Valentine’s Day. Why don’t you do something dirty and naughty with your wife this year? You know you want to.

Been there, done that

How many flat surfaces do you have in the house? Enumerate it all and propose to have sex with your wife on all surfaces (if you can) for one night. Be spontaneous by not removing the items on the tables or counters and just do it.

Strip it

To begin your Valentine’s date, a game of strip poker or any game that you prefer. The loser would, of course, strip each time the game ends. Try to wear only a few articles of clothing in the first place to push the naughty night further along.

Adult toys

Before your date, splurge on a variety of toys that would pleasure you and your wife. Check for a wide array of rings, dildos, nipple clamps and more online if you are not sure of what to get.

Strip clubs

A little voyeurism goes a long way. Your wife may be reluctant in going to girly bars at first but she will be "excited" to see naked women as well. If she is unfazed or unaffected, take her to a male strip club instead. She’ll be blushing and sweating in no time.

Watch an adult movie

XXX movies are taboos in some marriages as one does not approve of the other watching. If it is the first time that you and your wife would be watching a porn film together, opt for those romantic types and save the "hardcore" stuff for later (unless she wants it too).

Tie her up

If your wife is open to surrendering herself completely to you, ask to tie her in bed. Let her decide on how tight she wants the restraints to be. She would go crazy as you pleasure her without being able to move her arms or touch you.

Make a list

Ask your wife to make a list of what other sexual things she would want to experience. Be it simultaneous self-pleasuring or a new position; try to do everything on her list.

Act it out

Act out some of your wife’s greatest fantasy. Does she want to experience what it would be like to be picked up at a bar and have a one night stand? On Valentine’s Day, decide on a particular bar and pretend to be different people. Arrive separately and seek her out. Tell her funny pickup lines and flirt with her. Play the role perfectly to be able to "pick up" your wife. Take her a sleazy motel to complete the experience.

Good pain

Good pain – Are you ready to take your sex life to a whole new level? Execute some mild spanking in your routine this Valentine’s Day. Use your bare hand, the back of a hairbrush or something. Experiencing pain and pleasure at the same time may be the surge of thrill that your routine sex life needs.

Chocolate

Chocolate are sweet and best licked off your wife’s skin. Melt some chocolate and apply it all over your wife’s body. Take special care and add more on her very intimate areas. Leisurely remove all traces of chocolate from her body and be prepared to experience the same.

Written by

Karen Mira

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