23 Things That All Mums Shouldn’t Have To Apologise For

#1 Not having anything interesting to say to people who don’t have kids

#2 Being rigid about schedules

#3 Looking like sh*t

#4 Listening to Justin Bieber/ Taylor Swift on repeat

#5 Taking a while to respond to a non-urgent Whatsapp group message

#6 Taking a power nap in the toilet

#7 Asking for help on the escalator

#8 Saying “no”. No explanation or excuse necessary

#9 For using the iPad as an emergency nanny

#10 Needing some time alone

#11 Kicking hubby out of bed at 4am to feed the baby

#12 Spending all their discretionary income on a trip to New York to see Beyonce in concert

#13 Constant Facebook status updates about their children

#14 Their disinterest in sex

#15 Taking an emergency day off work

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#16 Feeling down and out. All the time.

#17 Cancelling plans without advance notice

#18 Not shaving their legs

#19 Wanting to drink wine at 11am. And again at 2pm.

#20 Breastfeeding in public

#21 Asking the notorious teenager to give up his seat on the MRT

#22 Wanting another baby

#23 Taking up space in the world. (They deserve to be here!)