This awesome Swine Flu song made us all laugh harder than we have in ages! Worth the long loading time. Enjoy!
SONG LYRICS
Miss Piggy, Arnold Ziffle,
neither has a little sniffle
Porky Pig and Pooh’s Piglet
No fever yet
Putnam, Gordy, Toot and Puddle
Not contagious safe to snuggle
Ask Petunia Babe, Noelle
All of them feel well
Wilbur, Hamm Hogzilla too
None of them caused the flu
Wash your hands, wear a mask
How’d this happen, people ask
How it started I don’t know
Stay away from Mexico
Now it’s in the USA
No one’s safe this day and age
Pigs didn’t start the swine flu
Blame the laboratory
For this awful Story
Pigs didn’t start the swine flu
No we’ve been betrayed
The strain appears man-made
Viral codes of human flu
Bird influenza’s in there too
The only thing i seem to find
People blame the swine
Read the papers, post your blog
Blame it on the lowly hog
Down some aspirin, take a swig
You’re infected by the pig
Everyone thinks I’m contagious
Read it on my twitter pages
You can hug me you won’t die
Come and hang out in my sty
Eat your dinner throw it up
No one blames it on the pup
Run a temp and get the chlls
Everyone run for the hills
Pigs didn’t start the swine flu
Blame the laboratory
For this awful Story
Pigs didn’t start the swine flu
No we’ve been betrayed
The strain appears man-made
Name diseases after pigs
Everyone throws dirty digs
I’m a virus people think
I’m not sick I’m clean and pink
I”m your friend your little buddy
I don’t know why you feel cruddy
Don’t blame me I’m not the cause
Government should change the laws
People sick across the nation
Looking for a vaccination
Center for disease control
Someone there has got to know
This disease it needs a name Which animals should we defame
Nobody will likely mind
If we named it for an ugly swine
Pigs didn’t start the swine flu
Blame the laboratory
For this awful Story
Pigs didn’t start the swine flu
No we’ve been betrayed
The strain appears man-made
The pigs are innocent I tell you
We didn’t do anything wrong
We didn’t start this disease
But we’re taking all the blame.
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