Horoscopes have always been entertaining, no matter what they’re about. I mean, I would click on an article that reads “What kind of detergent are you based on your zodiac sign” without even thinking twice, just because. So how eye catching would it be to have an article that describes your husband’s sexual behaviour based on his zodiac sign? Well, you’ve already read the first paragraph.
Disclaimer: these are only as true as you believe them to be!
Aries (21 March to 19 April)
Aries men are known for their continuous (almost free flow, actually) charm that will always have you wanting to pull his pants down. He also has a line of admirers and rivals muttering “Who IS he?” To put it simply, an Aries man has all that, which kind of means he can be really dominant in the bedroom. Yes, they like it rough. Most times, he’ll cum first. But the good thing is that sex is never boring with them.
Taurus (20 April to 21 May)
Men of this sign are mostly outspoken. Like, they literally speak their mind. The true alpha male, he’s aggressive with a sort of discretion that most people find intriguing and attractive. They’re normally the type that are attention seekers but commands them in a subtle way. In the bedroom, sex with a Taurean is quiet but aggressive. Expect the grunts!
Gemini (22 May to 21 June)
A Gemini man is one that never lacks versatility. Which brings us to how he is in bed: Sex with him is never the same thing twice. Geminis will always be the one initiating new positions and oh, let’s not forget that they are so very good with words. His words will cut like a knife or slay like a giant, depending on his mood. Try to keep up!
Cancer (22 June to 22 July)
One word: passionate. Sex with Mr Cancer will be more of making love than actually, you know, full on banging. Mr Cancer always goes his own way. He’s not a lone wolf but he’s not a follower either, he’ll always go at his own pace and at the same time, ensuring you know exactly how he feels about you. Expect great (but never awkward) eye contact and constant “I love yous” in between.
Leo (23 July to 22 August)
The lion of the signs, a leo’s pride is a powerful thing and he’s as fierce as they come. A leo man is confident, powerful and well admired, proving that he has serious sexual prowess. Sex with a Leo is literally up to you. They all into satisfying the other party and yes, he’ll eat you for dinner if you let him. It can be intimidating but most times he’s really just cuddly.
Virgo (23 August to 22 September)
A Virgo is a true romantic and only will give his heart and soul to the right one, so lucky you! He also harbours no commitment phobias so he’s totally open to experimental sex, as long as he’s comfortable around you. Which can get tricky sometimes because a Virgo tends to build walls so high up that they may come off as unobtainable and inaccessible. But hey, that’s what got you hooked in the first place, right?
Libra (23 September to 22 October)
Libra men are known to be dedicated, doting, focused and relentless to succeed in everything they do. A worldly, educated, well-rounded guy like Mr. Libra is typically top dog everywhere he goes…even to the bedroom. They’re almost always aggressive so expect plenty of rough sex with this one. Oh well, confidence IS sexy, isn’t it?
Scorpio (23 October to 22 November)
Ah, this sign always gets stereotyped as the womaniser and playboy of all the signs. However, sex with a scorpio is donned insatiable, for them that is. One word for them: Intense. They drive everything to the extreme, whether it’s about their strengths, weaknesses, quirks, nuances. Expect long hours and sweat. Or rather, expect a workout. An amazing, unforgettable workout.
Sagittarius (23 November to 21 December)
Sagittarius, oh dear, fickle-minded sagittarius. They always say one thing but mean another. I mean, if I actually had a dollar for every time my Sagittarian friend contradicted himself, I’d own a Cadillac! One good thing about him is that as playful as he is, he’s exactly like that in bed. Expect moving into a different position every ten minutes. Also, he’s fast.
Capricorn (22 December to 20 January)
Capricorns are focused and determined making them completely capable of meeting their goals. To put it simply, he knows what he wants and he always gets it. He’s a smart guy with a resistance to temptation and vigour for fun. His bar is set high so be sure to keep up with his sexual standards! He also knows how to use his body as a vessel for pleasure. So don’t worry, sex with this one is guaranteed amazing.
Aquarius (21 January to 18 February)
Aquarians are known to be the humanitarians of the zodiac. Like, the full on soldier for human welfare. He is prone to a cycle of intense, romantic sex but at the same time, he hates routine. That’s contradicting on its own and keeping up with an Aquarius can be a feat. Expect plenty of quickies and constant switches of passionate and rough sex. Actually, you’d never know what to expect with them!
Pisces (19 February to 20 March)
From Kurt Cobain and Alexander McQueen to Albert Einstein and George Washington, Pisces men are capable of a great things. A Pisces is also romantic, tragic, prolific, and tormented all at once. With one so unique, you’d wonder if you could even satisfy his sexual desires. With them, expect you doing the work most times but don’t worry, they’ll have you enjoy being the dominant one.
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