What Men Are Dying To Know About Their Wives' Body (But Are Nervous To Ask)

What men are dying to know about their wives body (but are nervous to ask)

Let’s face facts, guys. There will be times where you’ll find yourself completely in the dark when it comes to your wife. And I don’t mean merely forgetting the anniversary of the first time you asked her to go steady with you. I mean, the physical and emotional stuff that usually happen to women (because I hope it doesn’t happen to you… Did anyone think man boobs, gents? Guilty... ) - like her body, her needs and her wants.

And although you think you know her better than any other male presence in her life, there are those burning questions about her body you want answers to. But for fear of embarrassment, you hesitate to ask.

1. What is it like having her period?

You feel you should equip yourself with some level of understanding when she rides those crimson waves.

2. Why does she have cramps?

You just want to understand why she’s in extreme pain and need a lie in while taking three Midol pills to feel comfortable again.

3. Why does she need to buy that deep conditioner?

Her hair always looks great. You can’t see the reasons justifying more hair products?

4. Why does she buy so much makeup?

You think she’s gorgeous au naturel, and doesn’t need makeup! Boy you are way off from her perspective.

5. Why is she not pregnant despite us not using condoms?

Isn’t that how it works to get her knocked up? You have never been more clueless.

6. Why does she need chocolate?

You don’t understand her incessant craving for chocolate. What you do understand is that it makes her happy. And what makes her happy, makes you happy - right? Right!

7. Why is she so obsessed with losing weight all the time?

She’s not fat by your standards and you just don’t.get.it

8. What is that on her lower abdomen?

You’ve noticed the stretch marks that made their appearance during her second trimester, but are too embarrassed to ask about it.

9. Why the need to smell good for her?

She basically buys the same cologne for you every christmas. And you just don’t understand why she swoons when you wear it out on date night.

10. What goes on in her nether regions?

You think nether should spell "neither" because you think "me neither" when it comes to understanding what goes on in her private area.