James Breakwell has used his experience as a father of four to become the master of the parenting tweet!
Being a father is a task that not every man in this world is willing to take on. Such a demanding responsibility requires maturity, strength, patience, courage, and even a good sense of humour.
The latter is something James Breakwell (aka Exploding Unicorn) has in spades. His type of humour is the stuff of parenting legends and he’s been sharing his dad-friendly antics and anecdotes via Twitter for quite some time now. For the most part, James shares the hysterical interactions he has with his four daughters.
Parents, this funnyman/father has everything you’ve been looking for in a Twitter account. He and his daughters discuss everything under the sun!
5-year-old daughter: Why does Mum wear makeup?
Me: To look pretty.
5: But she’s already pretty.
5: Dad, you should wear makeup.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 19, 2015
5-year-old: I wish we all had infinity dollars
Me: That’d wreck the economy
5: I just-
Me: Go to your room until you understand inflation
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) September 7, 2015
5-year-old daughter: I think a boy likes me. He drew me a dinosaur.
Me: That could mean anything.
5: The dinosaur had a hat.
— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) June 25, 2015
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