Celebrity parents tweet all the time. These are the only 14 that matter. WARNING: Get ready to be in stitches.
Having an infant son alerts me to the fact that every man, at one point, has peed on his own face. #awesome
— olivia wilde (@oliviawilde) April 24, 2014
Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) September 4, 2011
Trying to explain to Gia that farts aren't polite or funny. But I feel like a hypocrite because they're totally funny… #StruggleIsReal
— Mario Lopez (@MarioLopezExtra) January 30, 2015
Why don't kids understand that their nap is not for them but for us?
— alyson hannigan (@alydenisof) February 4, 2011
my life was once whiskey, tears, and cigarettes… now it's snot, tears, and the color of poop. #bliss
— P!nk (@Pink) June 14, 2011
— Kelly Clarkson (@kelly_clarkson) July 1, 2014